everyone's a whore

In a bar, a guy asks a girl if she'd fuck him for a million dollars--and she thinks about it and finally replies, "Well, I guess for a million dollars, yeah..." At which point he quickly offers her a dollar for the same service. "Fuck you!" she says, declining angrily. "You think I'd fuck you for a dollar? What do you think I am?" To which the guy says, "Well...we've already established you're a whore. Now we're just haggling over the price."


We all sell out at some point. It's never an issue of ethics or integrity. We're just negotiating over the price.